A quick word about MS Windows.  The ONLY way you can get rid of this toy is to die, shut down, or drop it instead of healing the 2pts on a double wrench.  You CAN'T trade it in for damage when you are shot.  You CAN'T trade it in at a chop shop.  You CAN'T decide to load Linux.
     Also, it is an OPTION to infect others with your misfortune.  If you want to give people Windows instead of using your main laser, you have to TELL me that.
     I sure some of the misconceptions with this toy have come from the write-up (I guess I need to change it some more from what I found out on the web).  If someone could do a new write-up for it that you think would stop these problems, please send it to me.

Now for the no-frills write-up.

SETUP
     Crabbot comes back facing east and MS Windows free.
      Simon chooses west and can't seem to find his oil dropper.
     
     Treb thought it would be funny to turn on his option damping field.
     
     Tiny is random, again.  One more time in the next 3 turns and he's out.

REGISTER 1
     TBWNN moves 3 south.
     Loki moves 2 south.
     Crabbot heads 2 east.
     Trundle steps 1 west.
     Treb moves 1 north.
     Twonky teleports 3 west, onto a conveyor.
     Simon backs up onto a teleporter.
     Red Siren rights east.
     Carambita rights north.
     AS400 lefts west.
     Zoombot rights west.
     Griffon rights west.
     Khaffest rights west.
     Tron rights north.
     Tiny u-turns west.

ELEMENTS
     Red Siren is sent 1 south and righted south.
     Tron is sent 1 west and lefted west.
     Trundle is sent 1 west, off the conveyor.
     AS400 is carried 1 north.
     Tiny is moved 1 southa and lefted south.
     Twonky is sent 1 west and lefted south.
     The spikes are shuffled 1 east.

WEAPONS
     Red Siren rear lasers Tron, 1pt locking his 2nd reg.
     Trundle pressors Tron 1 west.
     AS400 lasers Red Siren, 1pt locks 5th reg.
     Crabbot blasts Simon, 1pt.
     Simon returns fire, 1pt for Crabbot.
     Twonky blasts Griffon, 1pt.
     Griffon shoots TBWNN, 1pt locking her 5th.
     Zoombot shoots flag #5.
     Carambita blasts Simon, 1pt.
     Khaffest burns through Trundle (1pt) with his high powered laser and locks Tron's 1st register (1pt).

REGISTER 2
     Simon teleports 2 west.
     Crabbot moves 3 east.
     Griffon teleports 5 west.
     Khaffest moves 2 west, onto a teleporter.
     Treb steps 2 north, onto flag #1.
     Twonky moves 1 south.
     AS400 steps 1 west.
     Trundle moves 1 west onto a conveyor.
     Zoombot moves 1 west onto a teleporter.
     Loki backs up north, pushing Crabbot 1 north.
     Carambita backs 1 south.
     TBWNN lefts east.
     Red Siren rights west.
     Tron lefts south.
     Tiny u-turn north.

ELEMENTS
     Red Siren is sent 1 west.
     Trundle is moved 1 west.
     Twonky is sent 1 west.
     Tiny is carried 1 east and righted east.
     The spikes are sent 1 south.
     Tron is crushed!

WEAPONS
     Treb lasers Red Siren, 1pt locking his 4th.
     AS400 blasts Red Siren from behind, 1pt locking his 3rd reg.
     Red Siren can't fire back - his rear laser won't work (Treb has option damping on).
     TBWNN & Griffon exchange shots, 1pt for each locking TBWNN's 4th reg.
     Simon takes a chund out of Loki, 1pt locking his 2nd reg.
     Twonky lasers Simon, 1pt locking his 5th reg.
     Khaffest burns through Twonky (1pt) and hits Trundle for 1pt.
     Zoombot shoots flag #5.

     Treb archives, tags, and picks up Self Destruct.

REGISTER 3
     Griffon moves 2 west.
     Red Siren goes 2 west.
     TBWNN heads 2 east, pushing Griffon back 1.
     Khaffest teleports 3 west, onto another teleporter.
     Crabbot moves 1 east.
     Loki steps 1 south.
     Tiny pushes against the barrier in front of him.
     Simon teleports 1 west, onto a conveyor.
     Trundle moves 1 west.
     Treb steps 1 north, onto a chop shop.
     Zoombot teleports 1 west, onto another teleporter.
     Carambita lefts west.
     AS400 lefts south.
     Twonky rights west.

ELEMENTS
     Trundle is moved 1 west and righted north.
     Simon is sent 1 north and lefted south.
     The spikes are sent 1 east.
     Khaffest is carried 1 west.
     Twonky is shuffled 1 west.
     Tiny is moved 1 south and lefted north.
     Loki and Griffon are crushed!

WEAPONS
     Red Siren's rear laser still won't fire.
     AS400 blasts Crabbot, 1pt.
     Crabbot shoots Simon, 1pt locking his 4th.
     Khaffest shoots Trundle, 1pt locking this 5th.
     Twonky lasers Khaffest, 1pt.
     Zoombot shoots flag #5, no more forcey-type field.
     Carambita shoots Zoombot, 1pt.

REGISTER 4
     Twonky moves 3 west, pushing Khaffest along in front of her.
     Carambita heads 2 west, onto a teleporter.
     Simon moves 2 south.
     TBWNN heads 2 east.
     Zoombot teleports 4 west, onto a conveyor.
     Tiny steps 1 north.
     Crabbot moves 1 east, onto a conveyor.
     Khaffest lefts south.
     AS400 rights west.
     Red Siren lefts south.
     Treb u-turns south.
     Trundle u-turns south.

ELEMENTS
     Trundle is sent 1 north.
     Khaffest is sent 1 west.
     Twonky is moved 1 west.
     Simon is moved 1 north.
     Crabbot is sent 1 north.
     Zoombot is shuffled 1 north.
     Tiny is moved 1 south and lefted west.
     The spikes are sent 1 south.

WEAPONS
     Twonky lasers Khaffest, 1pt locking his 5th reg.
     Simon blasts Zoombot, 1pt.

REGISTER 5
     Twonky moves 3 west, pushing Khaffest along, again.
     Carambita teleports 2 west.
     Simon moves 2 south, off one conveyor and onto another.
     Khaffest steps 1 south, off the conveyor.
     Zoombot heads 1 west, onto a chop shop.
     Treb backs 1 north, onto a conveyor.
     AS400 lefts south.
     TBWNN lefts north.
     Trundle lefts east.
     Crabbot lefts north.
     Tiny rights north.
     Red Siren rights west.

ELEMENTS
     Treb is sent 1 west and lefted east.
     Twonky is moved 1 west.
     Trundle is sent 1 north off the edge of the world.
     Crabbot is moved 1 north and lefted west.
     Simon is sent 1 east.
     Tiny is sent 1 east.
     The spikes are moved 1 east.

WEAPONS
     Red Siren really wants to fire his rear laser.
     Treb shoots Khaffest, 1pt locking his 4th reg.
     Crabbot lasers Twonky, 1pt.
     TBWNN lasers Crabbot, 1pt locking it's 5th.

     Zoombot picks up a Big Gun.
     AS400 picks up a Mine Layer.
     Red Siren shuts down.
     
     
     
--Rob