Geez, talk about some unhappy 'bots...hehehe...read on

SETUP
     Twonky starts north.
     TBWNN, Treb, Zoombot, & Simon choose west.
     Carambita, Khaffest, Crabbot, & Red Siren like south.
     Loki, Tiny, & Tron go for west.

     ...and they had toys (go look them up, I'm not typing all of that, here)

REGISTER 1
     Crabbot gets a jump on the rest and races south, disappearing through the red portal.
     Zoom runs to the teleporter and rams the barrier with his face.
     Carambita races to the red portal, but it won't work.
     Tiny hustles west through the green portal and keeps going 1 more.
     Red Siren tries the red portal, but has to stay with Carambita.
     Khaffest thinks they must be doing something wrong, but he can't find the trick, either and stays with them.
     Simon steps 1 east onto the teleporter.
     Treb joins him.
     TBWNN heads that way, too.
     Twonky, showing off, uses his crabby-type legs to slide over to the teleporter with the others.
     Loki backs into the crowded square.
     Tron copies Loki.

WEAPONS
     Loki double blasts flag #1, 2pts.
     Tron lasers flag #1 for only 1pt.

REGISTER 2
     Loki feels hemmed in, revs up the teleporter, and appears on the teleporter 5 to the west.
     Tiny butts his head against the barrier in front of him.
     Treb rights south.
     Carambita, Khaffest, & Red Siren all right west.
     TBWNN lefts north.
     Crabbot rights west.
     Tron rights north.
     Twonky lefts north.
     Simon & Zoombot u-turn west.

WEAPONS
     Loki takes another 2pts off flag #1.
     Zoombot, Simon, & Twonky finish bringing the force field down.

REGISTER 3
     Zoombot tries to use the teleporter, but Loki's in the way.  Zoom zips west, through the green portal.
     Twonky follows Zoom's example, but can't make it through the portal.
     Khaffest curses Crabbot, and beats his head against the barrier in front of him.
     TBWNN teleports to the teleporter 4 to the north.
     Crabbot moves 2 west, onto another teleporter.
     Loki revs up his teleporter and appears 4 to the west.
     Simon uses his teleporter to get to the conveyor that's 4 to the west of him.
     Red Siren, professional follower, joins Khaffest in cursing and bashing.
     Treb teleports to the teleporter 3 to the south.
     Tron spins his wheels backwards and appears 2 north on the conveyor.
     Tiny lefts south.
     Carambita fires off a blast with her retro rockets, slams into a barrier, u-turns, and starts thinking that sea food sounds really good for dinner.

ELEMENTS
     Tron is carried 1 west.
     Simon is sent 1 south and lefted south.

REGISTER 4
     Twonky tries in vain to squeeze through the barrier.
     Crabbot teleports onto the conveyor 4 to the west.
     Zoombot steps 1 west, joining Tiny.
     Carambita tests the barrier to the east.
     Red Siren tries the one to the west.
     Khaffest lefts south.
     Tron rights east.
     Treb rights west.
     Simon lefts east.
     Loki rights north.
     TBWNN lefts west.
     Tiny u-turns north.

ELEMENTS
     Tron is conveyed 1 west.
     Crabbot is sent 1 west off the conveyor.
     Simon is carried 1 east and righted south.

REGISTER 5
     Treb teleports 4 west, onto another teleporter.
     Red Siren never learns and bashes against the west barrier.
     Loki moves 2 north, onto the conveyor.
     TBWNN teleports 4 west, onto her own stretch of conveyor.
     Crabbot scurries 2 west back onto the conveyor.
     Twonky still hasn't grasped the whole barrier thing.
     Carambita really isn't much better.
     Simon steps 1 south.
     Tiny backs away south from Zoombot.
     Tron lefts north.
     Khaffest rights west.
     Zoombot rights north.

ELEMENTS
     Crabbot is sent 1 west.
     Loki is conveyed 1 north and lefted west.
     TBWNN is shuffled 1 south and righted north.
     Simon is carried 1 east and righted west.
     
     

     Khaffest, Red Siren, and Carambita are the only 'bots that are still virtual.

     
     
     
     Now wasn't that fun?

     Remember, the faster you program, the more you mess over your friends.  :)